those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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