he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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