If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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