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penguin condom
North Korea, Best Korea!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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