TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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