id be glad to
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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