i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We need to rekindle our bromance
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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