You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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