Where did you get a picture of my penis
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
