So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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