I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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