You can't motorboat a personality
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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