let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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