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I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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