Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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