Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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