He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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