yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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