After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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