just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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