I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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