very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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