so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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