The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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