the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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