How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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