I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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