he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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