Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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