problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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