remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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