So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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