no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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