walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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