S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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