I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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