I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she peed on how many people?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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