whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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