so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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