nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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