I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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