idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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