did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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