put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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