Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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