i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
