Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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