Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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