Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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