she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I need to calm my uterus...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I wear drunk well.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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