I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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